The greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not our circumstances.
Martha Washington

You know "that look" that women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Steve Martin

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Walter Bagehot

When you're going through hell, don't stop to take pictures.
J.T. O'Hara

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield